Being a real dude means following the way of dude. Need a refresh? No worries, dude, we keep a comprehensive list that covers the rules of being a dude that we call the DudeCode. We’ll be sharing them with you here and also on Facebook. So, for your enjoyment and edification — LOLs and learning, dudes — here’s a few for your review:
#1 Don’t text and drive. Seriously, dudes don’t do it.
#2 Should a sporting event go into overtime, a real dude never leaves early to “beat traffic.”
#3 A dude never eats pizza with a knife and fork.
#4 A dude doesn’t attempt to talk gangsta, unless they are in fact gangsta.
#5 A dude knows how to dance and isn’t afraid to be the first, and only, one on the dance floor. For dudes who insist they can’t dance: get over yourself and just dance.
#6 Dude is a state of mind, not which restroom you use.
#7 A dude loves bacon, for the simple reason that bacon is amazing, unless you’re a vegetarian, which is cool, too.
#8 A dude never rejects a fellow dude’s high-five.
#9 A dude always honors the secrets of another dude unless the secret breaks the DudeCode.
#10 A dude never borrows another dude’s phone without permission, unless it’s to make sure they have downloaded DUDEiCON™.